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Post by Zain the raptor Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:30 pm

"The mysterious side of your nature makes you most alluring." in bed
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Post by Zain the raptor Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:21 pm

The expert at anything was once a beginner. (in bed)

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it. (in bed)

Your uniqueness is more than an outward experience. (in bed)

Confucius say your eyes have magnetized a secret admirer. (in bed?)
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Post by Model-Omega-Tyler Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:27 pm

Why do you keep adding in bed?
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Post by Zain the raptor Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:56 pm

That's the joke. At the end of any fortune cookie add the words in bed and it becomes hilarious.
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Post by Model-Omega-Tyler Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:57 pm

Oh...
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Post by Zain the raptor Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:06 pm

Find release in your cares, have a good time... in bed
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Post by Model-Omega-Tyler Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:08 pm

..... inappropriate.
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